joke

wife: can u help me in garden??
hsband: what do u think, i m gardner??

wife: can u fix door handle??

hsband: wt do u think, i m a carpenter??

In d evening when husband came from d work, he saw everything has been fixed...

he asked: who fixed this??

wife: "our neighbour. but he gave me 2 options.. either i shoud give him burger or a kiss..

hsband: I m sure u must have given a burger..

wife: wt do u think, i m Mc'Donald's???