joke

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM : Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.
SON : But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.
MOM : Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
SON : One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM : Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON : Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
MOM : One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your
responsibilities.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school..........