joke after married

a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly... then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H...... ummmm ........I, J, K !"
She asks..."What does that mean darling?"
He said,
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said...
"Oh, that's so lovely... What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen... :)

It is Special Education week & Autism & ADHD Awareness month, and this is in honor of all children who struggle every day.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

When you educate a man you educate an individual. When you educate a woman, you educate a whole family.

Kabhi kissi ko mukammil jahaan nahin milta. Kabhi zameen to kabhi aasman nahin milta. (Nobody gets a perfect world of happiness. Life is not a bed of roses).

The knowledge brought faith, the knowledge changed, and then faith changed. The knowledge and faith of science is of "happening." In spirituality, faith is first and Knowledge comes later. Like Kriya, Yoga, and meditation -- first you have faith and then Knowledge follows. For example, if you do pranayama faithfully then you get the Knowledge of the prana; if your do your meditation faithfully, the Knowledge of consciousness follows. Even an illiterate, through faith, attains deep Knowledge.

If you are feeling fine, then choose to ignore the numbers".

That day I learnt a lesson of a lifetime- Choose to ignore the numbers.

I have diligently chosen to ignore many such insignificant number.

‎''Radhaji ne Krishnji se pucha'' Dost or Pyar me Kya fark Hai? Krishna ne hans kar kaha;-Pyar sona Hai aur Dost Hira, Sona tut kar dobara Ban sakta Hai, MAGER Hira nahi....!!! Happy Shreekrishna Janmastmi

for keeping fit body tips

1. Consistence, dedication and strong willpower in following a fitness regime is what works. We are disciplined for a bit, and then tend to binge, which ruins the entire rhythm. Build your willpower by achieving small missions every day.

2. Adopt a variety of fitness regimes, on different days. If you do kickboxing one day, try pilates, walking, swimming and aerobics on other days of the week so you don't get bored.

3. Cardio is very important as it tones up your system. Exercise is a great way to cut flab, but you must get a personal trainer, who will teach you the right techniques to aid weight loss. They may be expensive, but they are worth it.

for keeping fit body tips

1. Consistence, dedication and strong willpower in following a fitness regime is what works. We are disciplined for a bit, and then tend to binge, which ruins the entire rhythm. Build your willpower by achieving small missions every day.

2. Adopt a variety of fitness regimes, on different days. If you do kickboxing one day, try pilates, walking, swimming and aerobics on other days of the week so you don't get bored.

3. Cardio is very important as it tones up your system. Exercise is a great way to cut flab, but you must get a personal trainer, who will teach you the right techniques to aid weight loss. They may be expensive, but they are worth it.

Some of the catchy slogans direct from India Gate-
Manmohan Singh ek kaam karo, chudi pehen k dance karo!
Sonia jiski mummy hai, wo sarkar nikammi hai
Ghar ka kutta kaisa ho, kapil sibbal jaisa ho!
Man...mohan jiska tau hai, wo sarkar bikau hai!
.........Desh ka yuwa jaag gaya, dekho Rahul bhag gaya!
And the best one to shout near the police.
Ye andar ki baat hai, police hamare sath hai :

Santa ko Idea mein Job mila par pehle din hee maar maar ke nikal diya gaya kyunki 1st caller ka phone aaya ki mere IDEA k sim block ho gaya hai, tab Santa ne suggest kiya arrey pagal to AIRTEL ya VODAFONE lele

When I Shut My Mouth And Turn To Walk Away,
It Doesn't Mean You've Won.
It Means
.
.
. .
.
Your Stupid Face Isn't Worth
My Time. . . =P =D

Relationship Does Not Need
Powerful Eyes Cute Voice Lovely Face
It Just Needs A Beautiful Responsible Heart
With Affection Forever 'N Ever".. ♥

An illiterate father with his educated son went on a
camping trip,
they setup their tent & fell
asleep.
Sum hours later,
Father wakes his son & asks :
Look up to the sky & tell me
what you see ?

Son : I see millions of stars.

Father : And what does that tell u ?

Son : Astronomic ally, it tells there are millions of galaxies &
planets.
Father slaps the son hard and
says :
"Idiot, someone has stolen our
tent"
MORAL : Education ruins your
commonsens e. ;") ♥

FRIENDSHIP is a network
that needs:
no recharge!
no charging!
No roaming!
no validity!
no activation!
no signal problems!
just don't switch off your HEART !
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!

A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation...
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother...
Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face...
And finally her life ends up only by compromising for others happiness...
She is that creature of God who no one can compete...

Respect every girl/lady in your life.

21st Century

Our Phone :- wireless !
Cooking :- fireless !
Food :- fatless !
Dress :- sleeveless ! Youth:- jobless !
Leaders :- shameless !
Relations :- meaningless ! Attitude :- careless !
Feelings :- heartless !
Education :- valueless ! But still, Our Hopes :- Endless..!

A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
George William Curtis

Girl status on facebook- ":("
Comments:
1. Haaaw ! :O Kya hua..?
......2. Hey,every thing okay ?
Should I call ? :(
3. Hey, Don't be sad. Tell me what
happen? :/
4. Evrything's gonna be okay baby,
chill :*
Boy status on facebook- ":("
Comments:
1. Rota hi rahiyo zindagi bhar :D
2. Kya hua kaminay :P
3. Dukhi aatma ;)
4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri
item :D :D

‎"Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it."
— Mother Teresa

Dear Friends
If all the black money comes back to India, then:
Beer –--> Rs 8
Vodka –--> Rs 20
Whiskey –--> Rs 35
Soda –--> Rs 1.25
At least support Anna Hazare now --->
lol:)

From our childhood we learn that our character sud be very strong.Be strong and confident to fulfil ur aim. In every human being there lived a super power.
Meditation teaches us so many things. We should some time in Meditation.

joke

‎1 boy touched hand of his girlfriend & said-YOU ARE SOO HOT BABY..
Girfriend slaps & say- Saale,, mujhe 103 degree bukhar he or tujhe aashiqi sujh rahi he...

diet soda effect

That diet soda might have zero calories, but don't think it won't do a number on your waistline! Some of the most innocent-seeming foods can actually keep you from reaching your healthy weight.

joke

"An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women

Alka Paul

11:18am Aug 2


After being married for thirty years...
a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly... then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H...... ummmm ........I, J, K !"
She asks..."What does that mean darling?"
He said,
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said...
"Oh, that's so lovely... What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen... :)

Body care on weekly basis

tip of the day
Give time to ur body.
take care of ur skin
take care of ur hair
take care of ur nails
take care of ur kees and feet.
take care of ur ears.