Tuesday, December 27, 2011

good thought

Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

good thought

अगर हम बेलगाम & मनचाहा बोलेंगे तो हमें वह सुनना भी पड़ेगा जो हम नहीं सुनना चाहते, धर्म अनुसार हमारी वाणी सूत्रात्मक, स्नेहात्मक और 

शास्त्रात्मक हो, अगर वाणी में एकाग्रिता & अनुशाशन हो तो जीवन में संभल आता है..एक भक्त था ,वोह बिहारी जी को बहुत मानता था ! एक दिन वोह श्री भगवान को कहने लगा"मैं आपको बहुत मानता हूँ ,पर आज तक मुझे आपकी अनुभूति नहीं हुई !आप चाहे मुझे दर्शन न दे ,लेकिन कुछ ऐसा करे कि मुझ को अनुभव हो कि आप हो ! तब श्री भगवान ने कहा कि.. ठीक है तुम रोजाना सुबह समुन्द्र किनारे सैर करने जाते हो ,जब भी तुम रेत पर चलोगे तुम को चार पैरों के निशान दिखाई देंगे ! दो तुम्हारे होंगे और दो मेरे ! और इस ...तरह तुमको मेरी अनुभूति भी हो जाएगी ! अगले दिन से वास्तव में ही ऐसा होने लगा और वो भक्त बहुत खुश हुआ !अब रोज़ ऐसा होने लगा ! समय हमेशा एक जैसा नहीं रहता ,भक्त को व्योपार में असीम घाटा हुआ और और वोह सड़क पर आ गया ! अपनों ने भी साथ छोड़ दिया ! दुनिया की यही रीत है,मुसीबत में अपने भी साथ छोड़ देते हैं ! वोह जब भी सैर पर जाता ,उसको दो पैर ही दिखाई देते ,वोह सोचता की श्री भगवान ने भी मुसीबत में साथ छोड़ दिया ! धीरे धीरे उसने व्योपार को फिर से स्थापित किया ,काम ठीक होने लगा ,फिर पहले जैसी हालत हो गयी,जो साथ छोड़ गए थे वोह फिर वापिस आने लग गए यह भी दुनिया की रीत है ! अब जब वोह सैर पर गया तो फिर उसको चार पैर दिखाई दिए ........श्री भगवान भी लौट आये ,यही उसकी सोच बनी ! उस से रहा नहीं गया उसने श्री भगवान से पूछ ही लिए"बुरे वक्त में तो साथ सबने छोड़ दिया ,यह दुनिया की रीत है, मुझको इस बात का कोई दुःख नहीं ! लेकिन आप भी साथ छोड़ जायेंगे ,ऐसा नहीं सोचा था, आपने ऐसा क्यों किया ? तब श्री भगवान ने कहा कि.."तुमने यह कैसे सोच लिया कि मैं तुमारा साथ छोड़ दूंगा ! तुम्हारे बुरे वक्त में ,तुम जो दो पैरों के निशान देखते थे ,वो तुम्हारे पैरों के नहीं होते थे,बल्कि वो मेरे पैरों के होते थे ! उस समय मैं तुमको अपनी गोद में उठा कर चलता था! और आज जब तुम्हारा बुरा वक्त ख़त्म हो गया है तो मैंने तुम्हे निचे उतार दिया है !इसलिए तुम्हे फिर से चार पैर दिखाई देने लग गए हैं

Friday, December 16, 2011

thoughts of the day

Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable;
what it is or what it means can never be said.

Some ppl come into your life as a blessing and others come into your life as a lessons!

father and son

A Fathers n Son Story ♥ Must read dis Every son ♥
There once lived a rich businessman who had a lazy and fun loving son. The businessman wanted his son to be hard-working and responsible. He wanted him to realize the value of labour. One day he summoned his son and said: "Today, I want you to go out and earn something, failing you won't have your meals tonight."

The boy was callous and not used to any kind of work. This demand by his father scared him and he went crying straight to his mother. Her heart melted at the sight of tears in her son's eyes. She grew restless. In a bid to help him she gave him a gold coin. In the evening when the father asked his son what he had earned, the son promptly presented him the gold coin. The father then asked him to throw it into a well. The son did as he was told.

The father was a man of wisdom and experience and guessed that the source of the gold coin was the boy's mother. The next day he sent his wife to her parent's town and asked his son to go and earn something with the threat of being denied the night meals if he failed. This time he went crying to his sister who sympathized with him and gave him a rupee coin out of her own savings. When his father asked him what he had earned the boy tossed the rupee coin at him. The father again asked him to throw it in a well. The son did it quite readily. Again the father's wisdom told him that the rupee coin was not earned by his son. He then sent his daughter to her in-laws' house. He again asked his son to go out and earn with the threat that he shall not have anything for dinner that night.

This time since there was no one to help him out; the son was forced to go to the market in search of work. One of the shopkeepers there told him that he would pay him two rupees if he carried his trunk to his house. The rich man's son could not refuse and was drenched in sweat by the time he finished the job. His feet were trembling and his neck and back were aching. There were rashes on his back. As he returned home and produced the two rupee note before his father and was asked to throw it into the well, the horrified son almost cried out. He could not imagine throwing his hard-earned money like this. He said amid sobbing: "Father! My entire body is aching. My back has rashes and you are asking me to throw the money into the well."

At this the businessman smiled. He told him that one feels the pain only when the fruits of hard labour are wasted. On earlier two occasions he was helped by his mother and sister and therefore had no pain in throwing the coins into the well. The son had now realized the value of hard work. He vowed never to be lazy and safe keep the father's wealth. The father handed over the keys of his shop to the son and promised to guide him through the rest of the life.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

thought of the day

Give, but do not allow yourself to be used; Love, but do not allow your heart to be abused; Trust, but do not be naive; Listen to others, but do not lose yourself.

Have you ever thought that tears are more precious than Smiles ?
You may smile for anyone,
but you would not cry for any one unless that person really touched your heart.

Monday, December 12, 2011


A long married couple came upon a wishing well. 
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. 
The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled & said, “Ohh my gud, it works!”Wife:Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me
Hubby:Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se,issi bahane har

din nayi nayi toh miltiEk admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye . 
Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

sweet innocent mesg

A sweet n innocent msg:..

in a nursery school canteen, there was a basket of apples with a notice written on it

" dont take more than 1 God is watching".
... ... ...
On the other counter there was a box of choclates , a small child went and wrote on it

"take as many as u want, God is busy watching apples"

choose your carrier

‎10 year Income:-)
Teacher 30 Lakh
Engnr 40 Lakh
Doctor 80 Lkh
IAS 5 Cr
... Sanyasi (Ramdev) 1177Cr
Stya Sai Baba 40000 Cr

possitive thinking

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. 
She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. 
She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' 

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.

He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?'
The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.'

This is how the human brain often works when our status changes.
Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.

Friday, December 9, 2011


patience and silence are two powerful energies..... patience makes u mentally strong.....and silence makes u emotionally strong‎"Patience 
is not about how long one can wait but how well one behaves while waiting.......

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone,

make sure that u select someone who will never break ur heart,

cuz broken hearts has no spare parts..........:(

Thursday, December 8, 2011

thought of the day

Life should be measured, not by the number of years but rather by the love shared,the memories made, the blessings received and the joy given

Never waste time on someone who does not have time for you. be with someone who will say “time is wasted if I am not with you”

Love means to see someone with closed eyes,
to miss someone in crowd,
to find someone in every thought,
to live for someone,
love someone,
but make sure that someone is ONLY one!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011


Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with anaccident and all three of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that heshould be sent to HELL. Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal platform for all three).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ." Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". He replied "1947" and passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during theindependence struggle? ".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000. Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now. ' ' ' ' ' ' '' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '
' Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

thought of the day

Do what makes you happy
Be with who makes you smile
Laugh as much as u breathe
Love as long as you live

Sunday, December 4, 2011


days passes by someone who was very close to u was never seen again. god decides destiny but he cannot erase the memories. i live in my memories

best story to respect ur parents

A father was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.
The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"
The Son replied "It is a crow".
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time,"What is this?"
The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".
... ... After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,
What is this?"
At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow".
A little after, the Father again asked his Son the 4th time, "What is this?"
This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"
A little later the Father went to hisroom and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the
son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-
"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I
hugged him lovingly each time he asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I ratherfelt affection for my innocent child".
While the little child asked him 23times "What is this", the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father askedhis Son the same question just 4
times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed..
Moral- If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient,humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents. From today say this aloud,
"I want to see my parents happy forever"

Thursday, December 1, 2011

too good lines

Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Kho Jayenge,
Hum Waqt Nahin Jo Gujar Jayenge,
Hum Mausam Nahin Jo Badal Jayenge,
Hum To Aansu Hain Jo Khusi Aur Gum Dono Me Nzar Aynge…

Wednesday, November 30, 2011


Wife: Can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner??
Wife: Can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, i m a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this.
... ... Wife:Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options. Either i should give him burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given a burger.
Wife:"What do u think, i am "McDonald's ? :D

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

nice awsome lines of lov

Awesome lines...
" What's the difference between "like" n "love"?? 
If u "like" a flower....u will pluck it !!!But....If u "luv" a flower u will water it "..

Monday, November 28, 2011

joke mom and son

Cute Arguement....

Son To His Mom: Father did not Kiss me today :'(
Mom To Son: Dear, You Must not have told him tables & ABCD properly :-)
Son Reply Back to his Mom: As If You Tell it to him everyday

Sunday, November 27, 2011

love story

There was once a guy who was very much in love with a girl. He folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to her. Although at that time he was just a small fry in his company and his
future didn't seem too bright he was contented with what he had.. for he was in love.. and they were both happy together..

Until one day, this girl told him she was going to leave the country for Paris and try to live a new life there with no intention of returning back. She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for both of them because he was poor and he had no dreams. He couldn't believe what he just heard and couldn't help but cry. She was his dream, his love, his friend.. she was his everything..

Just when he thought he had it all he gets to experience the true side of the world.. with all it's misery in it..

But love is being able to accept the truth no matter how it hurts.. She broke his heart and yet he still loves her..

Days have passed, months have gone by and yet his feelings for her has always stayed the same..

He worked hard night and day to put his mind off the past..
He wanted to prove her wrong about the fact that he has no dreams.. he can be somebody someday..

Finally with all the hard work and help from his friends, he was able to build his own company..

One rainy day, while he was driving along the highway, he saw an old couple sharing an umbrella in the rain while heading to some destination. It didn't take him a while to recognise them for they seemed familiar to him.. they were his girl's parents..

He drove back to them.. slowly.. to show them how his life has changed. how successful he has become.. he's got his own car, house, company.. he's got it all..

But what he saw next confused him. The couple were heading to a cemmetery. Out of impulse he went out of the car and followed them.

She was there.. his heart pounded so fast for he couldn't believe what he was seeing.. He felt the warmth of his tears thrickling down his cheeks.. He was crying in the rain..

He saw his girl's photograph smiling sweetly at him.. from her tombstone.. next to the paper cranes he once gave her.

Her parents felt his presence and looked back at him. Out of confusion he asked them why.. and how did all this happend..

She did not leave for Paris for she was ill with cancer, it was her cliché. She believed that he will make it someday and she didn't want to be his obstacle. All she ever wanted was to be with him.. but she chose to leave him to spare him from her suffering and frustrations..

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you at all.

She wanted
her parents to put his paper
cranes beside her, because, if the day
comes when fate brings him near to her again... he will remember how much she loved him and how much he meant to her...

Once you have loved someone, you will always love her.. forever. For what's in your mind and heart will remain forever.

He cried in silence and whispered... "I thought I almost had it all.. now i know what was missing.. you.."

Friday, November 25, 2011

mesg who hurt u

When people hurt
You think of them
Like a sand paper
They may scratch and hurt you
But in the end up polished and they end up useless


Don't base
your decisions
on advice from people
who don't
have to deal
with the results

Thursday, November 24, 2011

good thought

YOUR TEARS are WORTHLESS for those who can not understand your words

i have learned

I've learned- 
That you cannot make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back. 
I've learned- 
That it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. That it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts. 
I've learned - 
That you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you better know something. That you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do. That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. 
I've learned- 
That it's taking me a long time to become the person that I want to be. That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. 
I've learned- 
That you can keep going long after you can't. That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. 
I've learned- 
That either you control your attitude or it controls you. That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is a first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. 
I've learned- 
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences. That money is a lousy way of keeping score. 
I've learned- 
That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time. That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you are down will be the ones to help you get back up. 
I've learned- 
That sometimes when I get angry I have the right to be angry, but it doesn't give me the right to be cruel. That true friendship continues to grow over the longest distance, and the same goes for true love. 
I've learned- 
That just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated. 
I've learned- 
That you should never tell a child their dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what tragedy it would be if they believed it. That no matter how good your friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while, and you must forgive them for that. 
I've learned- 
That it isn't always good enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you must learn to forgive yourself. That no matter how bad a heart is broken; the world doesn't stop for your grief. 
I've learned- 
That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for whom we become. That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean that they don't love each other, and just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. 
I've learned- 
That we don't have to change friends, if we understand that friends change. That two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different. 
I've learned- 
That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you. That even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help. 
I've learned- 
That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being. 
¢¾that the people you care about the most in life are taken from you too soon ¢¾ 
I've learned- 
That it¡¯s hard to determine where to draw the line between being nice and not hurting someone¡¯s feelings or standing up for what you believe. That no matter what happens to me on earth or how much my faith falters, God's faith in me never dwindles or fails. 
I've learned- 
That life's lessons never end and wisdom can always be passed on.

handy tips

If you have pets around the house and want to protect your furniture from them, apply clove oil to the legs of the furniture. The pets will be repelled by the smell of clove oil.

Friday, November 4, 2011

knowledge line

Things are better understood when experienced by own self. Look at your problems, not to be worried but to solve them.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

bachpan poem

Ek Bachpan Ka Zamana Tha
Khushiyoun Ka Khazana Tha

Chahat Chand Ko Paane Ki
Aur Dil Titlee Ka Deewana Tha

Khabar Naa Thi Subha Ki
Naa Shaam Ka Thikana Tha

Thakk Kar Ke Aana School Se
Par Patang Bhi Udana Tha

Mummy Ki Kahani Thi
Pariyoun Ke Fasane The

Baarish Me Kagaz Ki Naov Thi
Har Mousam Suhana Tha

Har Khel Me Saathi The
Har Rishta Nibhana Tha

Ghamoun Ki Zuban Na Hoti Thi
Na Hi Zakhmoun Ka Paymana Tha

Rone Ki Wajha Naa Thi
Naa Hasne Ka Bahana Tha

Ab Naa Rahi Woh Zindagi

Jaise Bachpan ka Woh Zamana Tha!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

importance of exercise for children in life

Teach your child the importance of exercise, by setting an example and doing it yourself. In today's times, childhood comes with its own share of stress, and childhood obesity is also on the rise. Exercise will help your child manage stress, extreme emotions like fear, etc., and this sets a pattern for adulthood. Stress and emotion management is key to a successful life.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

parents kids relation


Monday, October 24, 2011

Disgusted habbits of men

1. Men fart
2. Men snore
3. Men burp out too loud
4. Men pick their noses
5. Men do not know how to pee. They spray all around the pot. Then they do not flush. Then they conveniently forget to put the seat cover.
6. Men do not make their bed after getting up.
7. Men create a lot of mess all around the house and expect women to clean it up.
8. Men want their women to dress up according to their sensibilities.
9. Men dominate and boss around.
10. Men want women to be answerable to them all the time as to where they are and when would they be back home.
11. Men want women to raise their children and do not help much in that. Specially when little babies wake up at night, changing diapers, etc.
12. Men do not help much in the housework like cleaning, cooking, washing, doing dishes, etc. they think it is a women's job.
13. Men think they know it all and women do not.
14. Men think that they are better drivers and not women.
15. Men are insensitive.
16. Men want to watch their TV channels and would not let women see what they want to see.
17. Men take far less care of their appearance, health and fitness than women.

As I said, thankfully my man has none of the above bad habits. But is he perfect? NO...nobody is perfect. So what is his most irritating habit. Yes, he too has few and here they are.

1. He does not like to switch off lights, fans or TV, despite constant reminders. Someone (I) have to do it for him all the time.
2. We have hugely different body temperatures and endurances. While he loves winters and snow and cold breezes, I love my sunshine. So, while he wants his AC on (even during winters), I can't endure fan too, sometimes. He wants to drive with window rolled down in winters to enjoy the cold breeze, I am freezing and want to switch on the heater. We FIGHT over that. Of course, I win.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

beauty of a woman

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides.

Hats off to all the females i knw & specially to my Mom " You are my true idol , this life started from u & would end for you. I love you maa!"

Friday, October 21, 2011

importance of mom that God tell

‎"A BABY ASKED GOD"::A must read for all Moms

A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"

"Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."

The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy."

God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."

Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?"

God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."

"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"

God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."

"Who will protect me?"

God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking it's life."

"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."

God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you."

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."

"You will simply call her, 'Mom'.


A Swt Story:
Once a girl askd a boy-Y we have units to measure Weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc. Bt nothin to measure Luv,Trust, Frndshp..
Boy thought for a while,
Took her in his arms,
Lookd into her deep eyes nd said-
Dimag mt kha

Already physics me fail hu..!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

some points for happy life

Having lived a  reasonably contented life, I was musing over what a person should strive  for to achieve happiness. I drew up a list of a few essentials which I  put forward for the readers' appraisal.

1. First and foremost is  GOOD  HEALTH. If you do not enjoy  good health you can never be happy. Any ailment, however trivial, will  deduct from your happiness.  

2.  Second, A HEALTHY BANK  BALANCE. It need not run into  crores but should be enough to provide for creature comforts and  something to spare for recreation, like eating out, going to the  pictures, travelling or going on holidays on the hills or by the sea.  Shortage of money can be only demoralizing. Living on credit or  borrowing is demeaning and lowers one in one's own  eyes.  
3. Third, A HOME OF YOUR  OWN. Rented premises can  never give you the snug feeling of a nest which is yours for keeps that  a home provides: if it has a garden space, all the better. Plant your  own trees and flowers, see them grow and blossom, cultivate a sense of  kinship with them.  

4. Fourth, AN UNDERSTANDING  COMPANION, be it your spouse or  a friend. If there are too many misunderstandings, they will rob you of  your peace of mind. It is better to be divorced than to bicker all  the time.   
5. Fifth, LACK OF ENVY towards  those who have done better than you in life; risen higher, made more  money, or earned more fame. Envy can be very corroding; avoid comparing  yourself with others.  

6. Sixth, DO NOT ALLOW OTHER  PEOPLE to descend on you for  gup-shup. By the time you get rid of them, you will feel exhausted and  poisoned by their gossip-mongering.
7. Seventh,  CULTIVATE  SOME HOBBIES which can bring you a  sense of fulfilment, such as gardening, reading, writing, painting,  playing or listening to music. Going to clubs or parties to get free  drinks or to meet celebrities is criminal waste of  time.  

8. Eighth, every morning and evening, devote 15  minutes to  INTROSPECTION. In the morning, 10  minutes should be spent on stilling the mind and then five in listing  things you have to do that day. In the evening, five minutes to still  the mind again, and ten to go over what you had undertaken to  do.  

RICHNESS is not Earning More, Spending More Or Saving More, but..."RICHNESS IS WHEN YOU  NEED NO MORE."

Monday, October 17, 2011

good thought

Where success is concerned, people are not measured in inches, or pounds, or college degrees, or family background; they are measured by the size of their thinking.”
- David Schwartz

Sunday, October 16, 2011

joke on mother in law

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-laws to hopefully get to know and understand each other better since relations between them were very sour.

Two buses were hired, one for the mothers-in-law and the other for the daughters-in-law.

Unfortunately the bus the mothers-in-law were travelling in was involved in an accident and all the passengers died on the spot.

The daughters in law (women being women) shed a few tears but they were all puzzled by one woman who wailed uncontrollably for what they perceived to be her loss.

Her friend asked her,"Forgive me for asking but why are you crying so much, I didn't realize you were so close to your mother-in-law?" to which she replied, "She missed the bus!"

Saturday, October 15, 2011

tips for dry skin

Milk canhelp avoid dryness as it contains natural moisturizer.

Apply cold cream before you go to bed and after 15 min wipe off with cotton

Take a ripe banna and message your face and neck with it and after an hour wash off the areas with warm water.

Friday, October 14, 2011


Joke of the day -

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.

His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, `Some things you just can`t explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.

As soon as I finished milkin` him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.

As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can`t explain!

karvachoth celebration

Karva Chauth is perhaps the most romanticized of all Indian festivals, and is celebrated by the North Indian community like the Punjabis and UP-ites. But while many festivals that are particular to a community seem alien to those outside the community, almost all of us Indians have some basic knowledge of Karva Chauth, thanks to the extensive appearance of this festival in romantic Hindi films like Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge.

Karva Chauth is so named as it is celebrated on the 'chauthva' or fourth day of the Kartik month every year.


Women traditionally apply mehendi (henna) to their hands in preparation for this festival. They either get it done by a professional mehendi walla, or apply a little mehendi on their hands by themselves as they may not have the time to get it done, but do want to observe all the rituals.


Married women wake up before sunrise, at around four in the morning, and eat food called the Sargi. Sargi is gifted by the mother in law, or is bought from the money sent by the mother in law, and often consists of pheni kheer and matthis in addition to other foods like parathas, almonds, coconut and so on. They finish their meal by drinking sufficient water. The fast begins at sunrise. Women now cannot eat or drink anything including water until the moon rises at night. However, if the mother in law gives her daughter in law permission, she can drink a glass of water after the 'puja'. Pregnant and nursing women however eat fruit and drink milk or juice through the day.


A puja (prayer) is generally held at around four in the evening. Women dress up in red or various shades of red, and carry with them a well decorated, generally silver 'thali' (tray), on which sits an urn or glass of water with the auspicious thread or 'mauli' tied around. There is also fruit, an idol of Goddess Parvati and a 'diya' made from wheat, which is lit for the prayer. If it is a woman's first Karva Chauth, she will wear her wedding outfit to the puja.

At the puja, women listen to the 'Karva Chauth Katha' or the story of Karva Chauth. Punjabi women form a circle, and during certain breaks in the 'katha', they pass their 'thalis' around. Certain other northern communities may not observe the 'thali pherna' ritual.


After the puja, women go back home and wait for the moon to come out, often calling up friends and relatives to find out if anyone has seen the moon. When it finally rises, the wives see it either reflected on water or through a sieve, and offer their prayers. They then see their husbands face again reflected in the water or through the sieve with the moon, and pray for his long life. The husband then breaks her fast by giving her a sip of water and places something sweet in her mouth.

Trends today

These days many loving husbands of their own accord observe a fast as well, to give their wives company. After all, if the wives can stay hungry and thirsty all day and pray for the long life of their husbands, surely husbands too can do the same! Many unmarried girls too keep this fast along with their mothers and other friends, often to pray for a good husband or just to give their married friends and relatives company and participate in the festival. Unmarried women break their fast when they see a star, and don't have to wait for the moon to rise

never give up hope in life

These lines can be an inspiration for some as they are for me.
I will never give up.
No matter what the odds are,
No matter what people say,
No matter how far,
I will never give up.
If I throw it away time after time,
If I am one step behind, try after try,
If I miss time after time,
I will never give up.
Even when it seems all over,
Even when no one else believes,
Even when it seems I can go no further,
I will never give up.
For I know I have strength within,
For I know I can persevere,
For I know that I can win,
I will never give up. Because its someone elses fault,
Because I am settling for good enough,
Because I fear that I will fall short,
I will never give up.
There is so much I can still do,
There is so much talent to develop.
There is so much in me that I want everyone to see.
I will never give up.

kiran says my dad's choice is great

Now here I have to admit that my dad's choice is fabulous. Be it jewelry, clothes, sarees, perfumes, cosmetics, watches, whatever, he has brought for us women, has been our favorite, has never gone out of fashion or trend, has been the best quality that we have so proudly used and reused and never felt like discarding. There is something Timeless- Eternal, about the things, that dad gets. And he has always brought very expensive and high end brands for us.
Dad why don't you get dresses for us anymore? We still like/appreciate your choice. Why do you think that we are now too grown up?

do all moms hav same telepathe

Do all moms have some telepathic connection with their children or is it just my mom? It is strange, whenever I call my mom (whichever time, from whichever place), without looking at the caller ID or the number, she tells my dad or whosoever is around her, that, it is me calling. She knows when I am happy and when I am sad. She knows what is going in my life without me telling her (but I do tell her everything. Day is never complete without updating her). She always has time to listen to everything I have to tell her. I might tell her that I am busy, she has never ever been busy for me. Whatever she says or wishes, always, always, comes true. Are all moms super moms? Mine is. You are very special mom. Love you

Thursday, October 13, 2011

sindhi joke

Sindhi asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Sindhi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

Sindhi ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

Titanic K Sath Sindhi Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Sindhi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

A Sindhi, Mr. Keswani, unmarried with no money, no home and a blind mother prayed to God daily over a period of several months.
Finally, God responds to Mr. Keswani saying that God is happy with Mr. Keswani's prayers and that God will grant Mr. Keswani one, only one wish.
Mr. Keswani then wished, 'Dear God, I wish that my mother will see my wife putting gold and diamond bangles on my child's hands in our new mansion..'
God muttered, 'Damn; I've made these sindhis too intelligent.'

Some people spend their entire lives trying to be INTELLIGENT, SMART, PRETTY.. Others are simply born 'SINDHIS'!!
jai jhulelal

Wednesday, October 12, 2011


Joke of the Day....Most Hillarious Joke must read the whole conversation...

Santa Banega Karodpati - Complete version

We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.
... (He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify)
AB : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.
Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh.
Chak denge phatte aj. Tusi start karo ji.

AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000
Rs. - ‘Which state has the largest sikh population ?’ and your options are
A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab
Santa : Oh ji how much time do I’ve to answer this question

AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time
Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.

AB : I’m not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use.
Santa : Audience poll

AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.
After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%

AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your disgust here.
Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya Sirji aapki audience ne. I think I’ve to use my second lifeline - 50 50.

AB : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. OK
computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.
Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab
Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein
chodoonga nahi aaj isko.
Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.

AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have record of using all the lifelines in the very first question.
This is great . OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.
Santa : My one and only one… mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye.
Phone rings. Banta picks it ‘ Hulloooooo, kon hai oye
adi raati,???’

AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.
Banta : ahhhooooooo, Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein #!@#$%&#@##%#& kar deta, kher, Ki hal chal he sar ji.

AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath
Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.

AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,………….. chaliye mein aapko special case karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.
Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??
Banta : oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya. Sale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap laye ga.

AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.
Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai
………………… (he tells him the question).
Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai.
Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe . Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.
Santa : oye par ……… (and the clock stops).

AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.
Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.
And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died laughing…
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