Monday, December 12, 2011

jokes

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. 
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. 
The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled & said, “Ohh my gud, it works!”Wife:Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me
rehti 
Hubby:Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se,issi bahane har




din nayi nayi toh miltiEk admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye . 
Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?.








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