Oct 2011 special month

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE !!~~This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This Happens once every 823years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money. 

joke for married men

A dukhi married man: Aisi zindagi se toh maut achchi
Achanak Yamdoot aaya aur bola tumhari jaan lene aaya hoo
Aadmi bola, lo batao ab dukhi insaan mazak bhi nahi kar sakta

nine pieces of advice to all age group

16 hours ago

Kamal Bajaj

• 9 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
  
  1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
  
  2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
  ...
  3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
  
  4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
  
  5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.
  
  6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
  
  7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  
  8. Always listen to your husband..then do what YOU want to.
  
  9. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his....

nice joke

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

importance of friends

Once a friend, forever a friend. Friends, that stand by you through thick and thin. Not superficial friends. Friends who become your life force, your oxygen. You can call them in the middle of the night and they will be by your side. Friends, to whom you can pour your heart out and you know that you will not be judged and your secret will remain a secret. Friends, to whom you can say anything without even thinking. 

joke

wife: can u help me in garden??
hsband: what do u think, i m gardner??

wife: can u fix door handle??

hsband: wt do u think, i m a carpenter??

In d evening when husband came from d work, he saw everything has been fixed...

he asked: who fixed this??

wife: "our neighbour. but he gave me 2 options.. either i shoud give him burger or a kiss..

hsband: I m sure u must have given a burger..

wife: wt do u think, i m Mc'Donald's???

joke

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult incontinence pants?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."

 ·

Stay near nature

STAY NEAR NATURE BY EATING FRUIT AND VEGETABLES IN NATURAL FORM FOR DELAYING THERETADING PROCESS OF AGEING.
Another amazing aspect of nature is that the shape of vegetables and fruit indicate its most usefulness to the body part of similar shape Positive Thinking:
The smile given to others comes back to us. This is true with naturei.e You reap what so ever you sow.for example Walnut- Brain, Tomato-Heart, Sweet potato-pancreas, Almond-Eye, papaya-Liver etc

mba student rock

A boy walks into a fully crowded coff shop n sees a girl sitting alone. He gather up courage n asks her, "can I sit beside u?" Girl replies loudly, "what! U wanna spend the night with me?" Everyone in the shop starts staring at him n he walks away embarassed. After a few mins, girl walks up to him to apologise n says," I'm a psychology student, studying how people respond to embarassing situations." Boy looks at her for a few seconds n replies loudly," what!! 10000 FOR ONE NIGHT?"......he then said baby I am a MBA student..

daughters day

Today is DAUGHTER'S DAY!A daughter is the happy memories of the past, the joyful moments of the present, and the hope and promise of the future.

importance of water for health

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH
It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:
Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.
METHOD OF TREATMENT
1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water
... ... 2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute
3.. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.
4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours
5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.
6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.
The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:
1. High Blood Pressure (30 days)
2. Gastric (10 days)
3. Diabetes (30 days)
4. Constipation (10 days)
5. Cancer (180 days)
6. TB (90 days)
7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards – daily..
This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.
It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.
This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ..not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...
For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.
Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine.
Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

joke

Swarg k dwar pe 3 log khade the.

God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....

1st : Main Brahmin hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera hak hai....

2nd : Main Doctor hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera haq hai....

3rd : Maine IT MEIN JOB KI HAI.... ......

God : aage kuch mat bol.... Rulaayega kya pagle..? Andar aa ja......... Tere forwarded mails, follow-ups, bench pe 2years, night shifts, PM se panga, CTC se zaada deductions, pick-up drop ka lafda , Ladki na milne ki frustrations, client meetings, delivery dates, week ends mein kaam etc etc…. mere ko senti kar diya yaar…..aja jaldi andar aja
‎1 Sharabi mar raha tha..
Toh Bhagwan Prakat huye aur bole-

Koi antim Ichcha?

Sharabi-

Prabhu.
Agle janam main Aankh chahe 1 hi Dena
Par Liver 4 dena.

Stupid Questions & Smart Replies:
1.When People See You Lying Down, With Eyes Closed; They Still Ask- Are You Sleeping?
*No, I'm Training To Die!

2.When It's Raining & They Notice You Going Out, They Ask- Are You Going Out In This Rain?
*No, In The Next One!

3.Your Friend Calls Your Home Phone & Asks; Where Are You?
*At The Bus Stop!

4.They See You Wet, Coming Out From The Bathroom- Did You Just Bathe?
*No, I Fell In The Lavatory!

5.You Are Standing In Front Of An Elevator On Ground Floor & They Ask- Going Up?
*No, I'm Waiting For My Apartment To Come Down & Get Me!

6.Your Boyfriend Visits You With A Bouquet, You Still Ask Him- Are Those Flowers?
*No, They Are Carrots!

7.You're In The Loo, When Someone Knocks The Door Asking- Is Anyone In There?
*No, It's SHIT Talking To You!

8.You're Buying Tickets At A Cinema Hall, They See You & Asks- What Are You Doing Here?
*I'm Paying My School Fee Here.

worth reading

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night,
it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see
three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that
there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a
job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus
you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and
this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to
the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner
of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought
limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

receipe

Kamal Bajaj

Moong Dal Pakoras:
250 gm moong dal washed
2 large potatos peeled and cut into 1/2" slices 1 green chilli, chopped salt garam masala powder and red chilli powder according to taste and oil for frying.
Soak the dal for 2-3 hours. Now grind into coarse paste. Add the salt, masala and chillies. Heat the oil. Dip the potatoes in batter you prepared and deep fry to golden brown colour. Serve steaming hot with mint chutney

poem Bachpan

Beautiful poetry about childhood:(Hindi)

BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.

Khushiyo ka khazana hota tha.

Chahat chaand ko pane ki.

Dil Titli ka diwana hota tha

Khabar na thi kuch subah ki

na shaamo ka thikana hota tha

Thak-haar k aana school se par khelne b jana hota tha

Dadi ki kahani hoti thi pariyo ka fasana hota tha

Barish me kagaz ki kashti thi Har mausam suhana hota tha

Har khel me sathi hote the Hr rishta nibhana hota tha

Papa ki wo daat galti par Mumy ka manana hota tha,

Gam ki juban na hoti thi na jakhmo ka paimana hota tha

Rone ki wjah na hoti thi na hasne ka bahana hota tha

Ab na rahi wo zindgi

Jaisa BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THAia

information

Weird Facts : In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?).

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
55% of all men who have read this post have already booked their flights to Guam, the rest are considering it!

salogans on different places

‎# Sign on a railway station at Patna :
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.

# Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay :
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at a barber 's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :
We need your heads to run our business.

# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be

improve your life

Don't compare your life with others.
Invest your energy in positive present moment.
Envy is a waste of time
Do not overdo; keep your limits.
Forget issues of the past.
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
You do not have to win every argument.
No one is in charge of your happiness except you

joke

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM : Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.
SON : But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.
MOM : Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
SON : One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM : Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON : Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
MOM : One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your
responsibilities.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school..........

Prayer is not a"Spare Wheel" that
You pull out when in trouble,
It is a "Steering wheel"
That directs the right path throughout.

joke

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
... Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You 

A true Fact of Life :



Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli - Iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge...



Pati - Woh kyon ?



Biwi - Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho...



Ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho...



Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho...



Lomdi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar Report banate ho...



Bandar ki tarah boss ke ishare par nachte ho...



Ghar aakar pariwar per kutte ki tarah chillate ho

,aur fir Bhainse ki tarah so jate ho.

Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions

US Business Outlook 2011:

One day a tourist comes to the only hotel in a debt ridden town...
Lays a $100 note on the table & goes to inspect the rooms. Hotel owner takes the note & rushes to pay his debt to the butcher. Butcher runs to pay the pig farmer. Pig farmer runs to pay the feed supplier. Supplier runs to pay the prostitute, who in these hard times gave her services on credit. Hooker then runs to pay off her debt to the hotel owner for the rooms she rented for her clients. Hotel owner then lays the $100 note back on the counter.
The tourist comes down, takes his money & leaves as he did not like the rooms. No one earned anything. But the town is now without debt & looks to the future with a lot of optimism. And that is how the world is doing business today !!!
Wassup

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

joke

A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a ‘PHONE CALL’ so that the kids will not decode.
One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that, "Daddy wants to make a phone call.
Mother replies: Tell your Dad that the Network is down today.
Dad to his son, "Go tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, I will go to a Public Phone”.
Mother tells her son to go and tell his dad, "if he dare go to a Public Phone, she will open a Call Center at home

betiya

Beautiful poem Dedicated to cute dolls of parents.:
Bahut chanchal bahut khushnuma si hoti hain BETIYA...
Nazuk sa dil rakhti hain masoom si hoti hain BETIYA...
Baat baat par roti hain nadan si hoti hai BETIYA...
Hai Rehmat se bharpoor KHUDA ki nemat Ye BETIYA...
Ghar bhi mehak uthta hai jab muskrati hai BETIYA...
Hoti hai ajib si taklif jab chhod ke chali jati hai BETIYA...
Ghar lagta hai suna suna kitna rula jati hai BETIYA...
Baabul ki laadli hoti hai BETIYA...
Yeh ham nahi kehte
Yeh toh "KHUDA" kehta hai ki
Jab main bahut khush hota hu
toh janam leti hai BETIYA.

Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega

He is the most powerful who has power over himself.

Children have more need of models than of critics.

Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it.

He who believes is strong, who douts is weak.

Culture is the passion for sweetness and light.   

joke

Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega

Attitude and personality are two different things. My personality stays within me wherever I am. My attitude depends on the people in front of me!!

kanjoos joke

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Hilarious.....Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay

Give yourself the freedom,
Give yourself the power,
Give yourself the confidence,
Live for today not for tomorrow,
Live the Extreme!!!!!!!!!! ,
Because you got yourself only one life.

Mom's home made products

Mom's home made products

Unlike me, my mom is staunch believer/user of home made, kitchen recipes/concoctions for everyday ailments. While I would use La Mer face packs and scrubs, she is happy with her papaya, cucumber, tomato face pack, her home made rose water etc. And I must admit she glows. She certainly does not look her age. She still does not color her hair with Loreal but prefers henna. She has a home made remedy for everything- to beat the heat, for cold and cough etc etc.

So today, when my very sweet client asked me how to beat the heat (Delhi temperatures are soaring), I immediately thought of how mom always has special recipes/concoctions to beat the summer heat. Few of her favorite on which she fed us throughout our childhood are-

Gond Katira

Gond katira is the resin extracted from a particular tree. It is soaked in water overnight. Next morning it expands a lot. So you have a bowl full. It is best to beat the summer heat, to get rid of bleeding nose, prickly heat etc. I have seen, it also helps in weight loss. It is consumed with ice cold lassi or milk the next morning. Mom also serves it with Rooh af za. It is also served with matka kulfi.

Sattu

Sattu is a mix of powdered gram and barley mixed with ice cold water and jaggery. Old timers point out that sattu has been regarded as an energy drink and antidote for heat stroke since long.

Tukham malanga seeds are soaked in water overnight and consumed the next morning mixed with lassi or milk.

Squash made from the bael fruit also helps. The pulp is extracted and soaked in water overnight. It is ready to strain and serve the next morning. Bael is reputed to cool the system, stimulate appetite and prevent or counter stomach upsets due to heat exhaustion. Lime is another essential refresher in summers.

 Kacchi lassi is both refreshing and cooling. I remember as kids, dad used to bring home mangoes for us and always ask us to have kacchi lassi (milk and ice) later. He used to say it makes blood purer.

Among foods, onion and mint remain popular for their anti-heat qualities. Consuming onions takes away a lot of heat from the body. Chutney made from mint leaves prevents dehydration. I ask my clients to make a drink of mint, coriander, black salt, black pepper and lime juice. Add chilled water to it and store it in bottle. Keep sipping on it the whole day.

Chutney made from the petals of the rhododendron flower is supposed to have a cooling effect. Rhododendron syrup is also very popular for its cooling effect.

Children are particularly prone to heat stroke and excessive exposure to heat can cause serious disorders. So during summers, they should definitely be given these things. Aam panna (Drink made from mangoes) also helps.

Ladkiyo ki 5
baatain kabhi samjh nahi Aati...Isliye sab samajh lo.........
(1) Tum na bohat woh ho (pata nahi woh se kya
matlab hai? banda soch main per jaata hai.
(2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.(to phir kya
...umeed thi)
(3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.(to phr main pehle
kesa tha ?
(4) Sach batana,mai n kaisi lag rahi hun.(such kya
boloon pitna thori hay)
(5) I am very selfish na. (ab haan bol doon to gayi
bhens pani mein... :)

Shadi ki first night DULHA--
Humesha pooja karna,
vrat rakhna,
daan dena,
sabse pyaar se bolna!!!
DULHAN pareshan ho kar
bahar gayi aur boli--- sab andar aa jao...SATS ANG ho raha hai

EK Aurat Koma Me chali Gai
Pati Murda Samjh kar Jalane chala

Raste me arthi Khambe se Takrane se aurat ko Hosh a gya

1 saal Baad Aurat Sach me mar gyi

Sab Log RAM NAM SATYA hai bolte ja rhe the

Lekin

Pati Ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi

KHAMBA BACHA ke

KHAMBA BACHA ke

In Algebra, Teacher says to student,
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
...
Now give relevant example...
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.:PSee More

joke

Girlz to Boyz

1970's : Love me, but don't touch me.

1980's : Touch me, but don't kiss me.

1990's : Kiss me, but don't do anything more.

2000's : Do anything, but don't tell anyone.

Since 2011 : Do everything, otherwise I will tell everyone that you can't do
anything :P :P

Its a grl's world..!!
If a grl laughs loudly..
She z cheerful.. !!
If boy laughs loudly..
Mannerless ..!!
If grl talks sweetly..
She iz charmin..! !If boy talk sweetly..
Flirt kar raha hai..!!
If girl is shopin..
She is trendy..!!
If boy is shopin..
Parents ki money waste kar raha hai..!!
If girl is silent..
She is feeling sad..!!
If boy is silent..
He is being rude..!!
If girl walk in grup..
It is grup..!!
If boy walk in grup..
Gang banaye firte hai..!! :D :saale gangsters:);)

Handy Hints

If You Are in a hurry to cook 'dal'  , add a little oil and turmeric powder to it before placing it in the cooker. It will get done in 10 minutes flat.

While Making 'dahiwadas' add a little curd to the ground 'dal' and mix well. the 'wadas will turn out softer and absorb less oil

Soak Weak batteries in salt water. They will get rechared faster.

worth reading lines

Any person who enjoys responsibility usually gets it.

A good laugh is sunshine in a house.

Modesty is the real beauty of a man

Men who say that women have less brain are idiot

for parents

Kids with special needs aren't weird or odd. They only want what everyone wants.. to be accepted. Can I make a request? Is anyone willing to post this and leave it on your status for 1 hour? It is Special Education week & Autism Awareness and this is in honor of all children made in a Unique

Love Is Not In Those ...Cards N Gifts .. It Is ......-Wn I Hold Ur Hand While Crossing D Road N I Choose To Face D Oncoming Traffic -Wn My Heart Regains A Beat After Searching For U In A Crowd -Wn Just 1 Look Assures Me That U Won't Leave Me -Whn U Speak For Hours For No Reason -Wn U Pray Secretly That I Shd Succeed In Everything Love Is In Every Small Thing, V Do N V Inspire ... :)

Boss:Where were you born?
Golu:Oye Punjab
Boss: Which part?
Golu: Oye, Kaya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

For facial hair: Mix gramflour mixed with turmeric and milk. Make paste apply on face and rub gently in circular movements when it is semi dry. It will pull out your hair.Then wash wi dry. It will pull out your hair.Then wash with cold water.

‎''Ego'' is the only requirement to destroy any relationship- so be the bigger person;
skip the ''e'' and let it ''go''.

home made beauty tips

For facial hair: Mix gramflour mixed with turmeric and milk. Make paste apply on face and rub gently in circular movements when it is semi dry. It will pull out your hair.Then wash with cold water.

BIMAARI in Bollywood style-

1. Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale : FEVER
2. Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi : HEART ATTACK
... 3. Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai : CONSTIPATION
4. Bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai: ACIDITY
5. Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon : CATARACT
6.Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna : ALZEIMERS
7. Mann dole mera tann dole : VERTIGO..

Amir admi garib se : Aaj mere paas 1 private jet, 14 car, 3 farmhouse hain, tumhare paas kaya hai?

Garib Aadmi: mere paas beta hai jiski girlfriend teri beti hai......

Proteins: Health is Wealth. Our body needs protein. It is good for our muscles. Protein is necessary for growing children. We get protein from milk and milk products like curd and cheese.Peanuts sprouts and soyabean are also good source of protein. We get protein from green leafy vegetables. Protein is necessary for children, old persons and pregant ladies. It is good for bones teeth and gums. Pulses are good source of proteins. Lack of protein in our body effect our hair and skin. In summer we should take protein in less quantity coz in protein there is ratio of carbohyderate which is hot. In rainy season too there should be less ratio of protein in our diet.After exercise we need protein. So if we take protein shake it gives us quick result.

The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind. ~Khalil Gibran
Happy Teacher’s day:)

Pomigrate juice is good to regulate ur BP and this purify blood . Never take any fruit juice or vegetable juice more than 200 grams at a time.We should put little salt and sugar in all juices cos generally in all juices there is vitimin C' In salt there is sodium and in sugar there is gulocose .So to balance the Ratio of guocose in our body Sodium is must.

Woman:
Doctor Jab bhi mera husband ghar aata hai,
aate hi muje Gussa karna shuru kar deta hai.

Doctor:
Wo jaise hee ghar aaye,
Tum 15 min tak brush kiya karo.

Woman kuch din bad:
Doctor Daant saaf karne ka itna fayda hai
ke Ab mera husband mujhe kuch nahin kehta.

Doctor:
Ye fayada daant saaf karne se nahin,
zuban band rakhne se hua hai :-)))

donot have 

any expectations from others too. Accept people and situations the way they are. Expectations kill joy.

It is easy not to be bothered by the opinions of people whom you are not close to. But sometimes it may be someone who is very close to you, who is pulling you down. Your parents, your children, spouse, in laws, siblings. These are the people who really matter in your life. You may have probably done everything in your life to please them. Yet, if they turn around and be judgemental, tell you that they find you wrong (when in your heart and mind, you know that you are right). That is the time to be strong. Do not get hurt. Do not get upset. Do not give them that power. Draw power from within yourself. Have strong conviction.

'If you want something you never had, do something you have never done'

'Don't go the way life takes you, take the life the way you go'

'You are born to live and not live because you are born'

'When I find myself fighting against the flow of life, I try to remember that you can have it all, not all at once'