sindhi joke

Sindhi asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Sindhi ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

Sindhi ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

Titanic K Sath Sindhi Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Sindhi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

A Sindhi, Mr. Keswani, unmarried with no money, no home and a blind mother prayed to God daily over a period of several months.
Finally, God responds to Mr. Keswani saying that God is happy with Mr. Keswani's prayers and that God will grant Mr. Keswani one, only one wish.
Mr. Keswani then wished, 'Dear God, I wish that my mother will see my wife putting gold and diamond bangles on my child's hands in our new mansion..'
God muttered, 'Damn; I've made these sindhis too intelligent.'

Some people spend their entire lives trying to be INTELLIGENT, SMART, PRETTY.. Others are simply born 'SINDHIS'!!
jai jhulelal