joke after married

a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly... then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H...... ummmm ........I, J, K !"
She asks..."What does that mean darling?"
He said,
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said...
"Oh, that's so lovely... What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen... :)

It is Special Education week & Autism & ADHD Awareness month, and this is in honor of all children who struggle every day.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

When you educate a man you educate an individual. When you educate a woman, you educate a whole family.

Kabhi kissi ko mukammil jahaan nahin milta. Kabhi zameen to kabhi aasman nahin milta. (Nobody gets a perfect world of happiness. Life is not a bed of roses).

The knowledge brought faith, the knowledge changed, and then faith changed. The knowledge and faith of science is of "happening." In spirituality, faith is first and Knowledge comes later. Like Kriya, Yoga, and meditation -- first you have faith and then Knowledge follows. For example, if you do pranayama faithfully then you get the Knowledge of the prana; if your do your meditation faithfully, the Knowledge of consciousness follows. Even an illiterate, through faith, attains deep Knowledge.

If you are feeling fine, then choose to ignore the numbers".

That day I learnt a lesson of a lifetime- Choose to ignore the numbers.

I have diligently chosen to ignore many such insignificant number.

‎''Radhaji ne Krishnji se pucha'' Dost or Pyar me Kya fark Hai? Krishna ne hans kar kaha;-Pyar sona Hai aur Dost Hira, Sona tut kar dobara Ban sakta Hai, MAGER Hira nahi....!!! Happy Shreekrishna Janmastmi

for keeping fit body tips

1. Consistence, dedication and strong willpower in following a fitness regime is what works. We are disciplined for a bit, and then tend to binge, which ruins the entire rhythm. Build your willpower by achieving small missions every day.

2. Adopt a variety of fitness regimes, on different days. If you do kickboxing one day, try pilates, walking, swimming and aerobics on other days of the week so you don't get bored.

3. Cardio is very important as it tones up your system. Exercise is a great way to cut flab, but you must get a personal trainer, who will teach you the right techniques to aid weight loss. They may be expensive, but they are worth it.